Happy birthday honey! We loves you!
Dearest Jeffery Bryan Davis,
1. I love you.
2. You are an incredibly funny guy. Like, seriously, I laugh harder at your stuff then I do at almost anyone else’s. I follow your twitter because literally everything you tweet makes my day. I giggle aloud at school from your stuff.
3. I love you. A lot.
4. You might possibly be the sexiest thing ever? Yep. Thirty eight years young, and you are still better looking than most males. Yup. True story.
5. It is so awesome how you wanted to be a comedian, like, your whole life. Trust me, it shows!
6. I love you. Too much. In a very, very inappropriate way. But that’s okay!
7. I love the way you dress. The suits in the beginning was great on you! And I LOVE the look with the black jeans, blazer, ant vintage t-shirt. And now, with your purple socks, snazzy suits, and sassy tie clips fit you well. Way to be, bro.
8. And finally, I love you. Have an awesome birthday, sweety!